Jordy: A Full-Time Tweeter

I kinda control the universe through twitter.
maxevelsworld:

Stay Safe …
Happy Cinco De Mayo !

maxevelsworld:

Stay Safe

Happy Cinco De Mayo !

Yeah…. I saw that on Reddit…

What I say when I see people reblog things that were originally from Reddit.

The Graduate <3

The Graduate <3

(Source: higregjohnson)

calm down, kids in college

(Source: thisisnthelpful)

WOMEN

Yeah, I’d fuck a bitch. Preferably a gorgeous skinny bitch with ass and tits. She has to be hot. REALLY HOT.

What? I’m a guy.

5 bucks says Eve was hot.

I’ve had enough January Jones for the night.

Maybe I’ll dream of her tonight. <3

I LOVE YOU JANUARY JONES MARRY ME

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